Two Sumerian Gods Got Drunk and Made Humans — One Was Left With No Fate

 There's a video making the rounds right now that claims a secret Sumerian tablet sorts every human being into seven bloodlines — each with its own nature, stamped in before you were born. It's invented, from the first sentence to the QR code on the screen. But here's the thing almost nobody tells you: the real Sumerian and Babylonian answer to "how many kinds of human were made, and by whom" exists, it's thousands of years older, and it's far stranger than the fake.

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It starts with a murder. Two separate epics — Atrahasis and Enuma Elish — both say humanity was built from the blood of a killed god, mixed into clay, so that a dead god's mind would think inside every person alive. The real "kinds of human" show up somewhere else entirely: a drunken bet between two gods in the Sumerian poem Enki and Ninmah, where a goddess shapes six impaired people and a god gives every single one of them a place in the world. And then there's the seventh — the one no god could give a fate to, at the exact line where the clay tablet cracks. You'll get all of it, honestly: where the number seven actually comes from, the "resets" that really are in the record (the flood and the Sumerian King List), and how a real cuneiform tablet gets read — versus the lone-scholar, private-collection, undocumented-dealer story that is the signature of a fabrication. Every text in this video is public, translated, and free to read tonight. The truth was never hidden. It was just better than the version being sold. 🔔 Subscribe to Stone & Bone — we go where the records end and the science begins, and we bring you back only what's actually there. SOURCES & FURTHER READING - • Enki and Ninmah — full translation, Electronic Text Corpus of Sumerian Literature (ETCSL), Oxford (text t.1.1.2) • The Sumerian King List — ETCSL text t.2.1.1 (Alulim's 28,800-year reign; "Then the flood swept over") • Inana's descent to the nether world — ETCSL text t.1.4.1 (the seven gates of the underworld) • W. G. Lambert & A. R. Millard — Atra-hasis: The Babylonian Story of the Flood (Oxford, 1969) • W. G. Lambert — Babylonian Creation Myths (Eisenbrauns, 2013), the standard edition of Enuma Elish • Berossus, Babyloniaca (c. 290 BCE) — the seven apkallu / Oannes • U.S. Department of Justice (2021) — "Rare Cuneiform Tablet Bearing Portion of Epic of Gilgamesh Forfeited to United States" (the Gilgamesh Dream Tablet seizure) #Sumerian #AncientMesopotamia #Anunnaki #HumanOrigins #Atrahasis #EnumaElish #AncientHistory #Mythology #HiddenHistory #StoneAndBone BS199AR — Some scenes are dramatized reconstructions based on published translations and scholarship. Where a text is fragmentary or a reading is contested, we say so on screen. Stone & Bone does not fabricate evidence.